my parents: you're so beautiful and perfect you can get anyone you want
everyone else: quick someone call animal control there's a gorilla on the loose
“He looks down at his legs as if noticing his...
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favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
When your teacher gives you a test and all the...
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I wish we could watch fanfiction.